I think I’ve finally proven there is no god, because I just can’t believe a just and loving supreme being would allow this utterly wretched music video about Indiana Jones to exist. Or, at least, I can’t believe a true good-hearted divinity wouldn’t give me the common sense to not watch all four horrible minutes of the stupid thing. It is serious? A parody? Doesn’t matter, because nothing excuses this. If you see the makers of this video, please punch them in the cocks, and tell them Topless Robot says to go to hell.