Look, I am sorry. But when there’s a shockingly well-sung parody of Barry Manilow’s “Copacabana” as the “Star Wars Cantina,” and that song is accompanied with a pretty terrible Flash-plus-MS Paint video, I kind of have to post it on Topless Robot. It’s the law. The good news is that we’re getting this out of the way first thing in the morning, so the rest of the day can only get less goofy from here.
…right? (“Thanks” to equally ashamed TR reader Brian for the tip.)