After the trauma of last week’s Fan Fiction Friday–I hope that’ll serve as a lesson for all of you who complained two weeks ago about the Rattlor/Teela story being too tame–I’m taking it easy again this week. Frankly, I’m not even going to go through the whole story, although that’s partially because I can’t, not without going mad. Here’s three reasons why:
1) It stars Def Leppard bass player Rick Savage
2) Who meets a sexy female vampire and becomes a vampire himself
3) IT IS 57 CHAPTERS LONG.
Yes. Author knight has written the Les Miserables of Def Leppard bass players having exotic, erotic adventures with a sexy vampires, and really, I don’t know what actual snippit I could possibly find that would be any crazier than these three facts. Oh, the chapters aren’t short, either; the first chapter alone is 3500 words, so if it’s indicative of the rest, that puts the whole story at 200,000 words.
ABOUT DEF LEPPARD BASSIST RICK SAVAGE BECOMING A VAMPIRE.
You’ll forgive if me that keeps blowing my mind. knight promises the story contains “Abuse, Anal, Angst, BDSM, Bi, Bond, Crossover, D/s, F/M/M, Humil, Language, M/F, M/M, Moresome, N/C, OC, Tort, Violence, VS,” but frankly, I’d prefer to not read it, and just imagine what amazing sexual adventures Savage and the vampiress go through. You guys are welcome to read the whole thing here, and feel free to post your favorite segments in the comments.