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Watchmen Merchandise Designed Solely to Give Alan Moore a Brain Embolism

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Part one of a series. Seriously, a Watchmen lunchbox? Even more seriously, a Dr. Manhattan lunchbox? Think his Lower Manhattan is pictured on the other size? Or maybe the time he tries to have a threesome with Silk Spectre and an extra copy of himself? Sheesh. I have to imagine the Warner Bros. execs are doing this on purpose. Watchmen Babies cannot be far behind.

Anyways, you can own a piece of Alan Moore’s rage for a mere $20, and be to check out a small portion of the insane Watchmen commercialization that Moore was so against here. I imagine that Moore is less chanting “I told you fuckers so” as making thousands of pipe bombs, all addressed to Warner Bros. HQ.