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Hello Kitty Has Finally Gone Too Damn Far

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I stayed quiet when Hello Kitty took our guns. I stayed quiet when she appropriated our underpants. But now that she’s trying to take our beer, I SAY THEE NAY, HELLO KITTY — THIS IS ONE ICON OF MASCULINITY YOU CANNOT HAVE. There are plenty of flavors of Smirnoff Ice for you you plaster your horrible, mouthless visage all over — LEAVE US OUR BEER, YOU MONSTER.

In related news, it is now officially no longer okay for men to drink Beck’s. Ever. (Via Kitty Hell, courtesy of Great White Snark)