TR’s Heroes Live-Blog XXII: BANANA Edition

Last week’s Heroes
was one of the worst episodes of television I have ever been
unfortunate enough to see in my entire life. There’s no way I can do
full justice to its stupidity here, but I think it sums up everything
that’s been wrong with Heroes this season in that it was
indescribably stupid, made certain cool aspects of the show less cool,
and meant nothing in terms of the overall plot. Oh, I have so many
question for the writers:

? Why did Ma Petrelli’s dream tell her to dig up all those graves if her sister was alive?
? Why would you want Ma Petrelli to be so stupid she never bothered to look for her sister once in 50 years?
?
How could Ma Petrelli’s sister, a.k.a. Simpsons Crazy Cat Lady, stay at
an abandoned military base for 50 years and never once try to leave?
? Why did it take 50 years for Ma Petrelli to dream about her sister and find her?
? WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT IF SHE WAS JUST GOING TO FLY OFF AND NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN?
? WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER WITH THIS SHIT WHEN THERE ARE ONLY TWO FUCKING EPISODES TO GO ARRRAGHHHFHGHFL;@45133%@52%~$%!#$ 

So! Make sure to stop by at 8:50 pm EST for another exciting episode of TR’s Heroes live-blog! Banana, everybody!