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Fan Fiction Friday: The Pokemon Story





You asked for it. When you’re done reading, and you realize that everything you thought was potentially good in life was a lie, please remember, this is your own fault. You bastards are the ones who begged and demanded me to run this. I didn’t want to. You made me. In fact, this story is so horrible that I’m not even going to comment on it, because that would require me re-reading it. You get it complete and unadulterated by my comedy. And then you can try and pick up the pieces of your ruined weekend and shattered life. The story is called “rectified anonymity” and it is by author David Garrett. One final warning — if last week’s story of Luke and Leia and Han pooping and fucking and killing themselves made you at all uncomfortable, do not read this. I’m utterly serious. This is quantifiably 100 times worse, because it’s written in utter seriousness.

And so it begins.

Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of
a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The
crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a
cacophony of natural horror. All the while David sat glumly, shielding
himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree. He was soaked to the
bone and miserable. Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food,
and no company other than his beloved pokemon. He was sure he’d die of
hypothermia or worse.

David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little
worth except for some sort of moral booster. His soaked blond hair
clung tightly to his body. With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs
on his lap. He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to
stand beside him.

“Garde..?” she whispered to him soothingly.
“No, I’m fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with,” he replied,
barely audible to the young pokemon above the ripping winds. A shallow
tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of
the water that coagulated on everything within sight.

She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon. Her thin
hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm. No, no, what are
you doing, he thought. She’s an animal.

But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in
fauna. Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of
masturbating could satiate the lust he felt out in the wilderness… if
only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.

He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and
whispered; “Gardevoir, you know that I’m your trainer, right? Your

“Gard,” she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
“And would you do anything for me?”
“Garde,” she nodded again. He moved another hand to her, sliding it
over her wasp waist and looking carefully into her eyes. She seemed to
begin to understand, a look of fear welled in her eyes. David could
feel a lump in his pants swell as he began to force her upon the soaked
ground. The sky rumbled with thunder all around them, the tree above
them creaked threateningly.

The best thing about a pokemon is that they’ll never be able to tell anyone about it.

The rest continues after the jump. And you have no one to blame but yourselves.

In a flash his pants were off and he was atop her. She squealed and
struggled, afraid to fight back because he was, indeed, her trainer.
Her mind had a block in it, via years of training, years of believing
he’d never harm her, that he was her best friend.

He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in
between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but
knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep
inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over
him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious
anus being pulled to four times its natural size. With each thrust she
screamed louder, but David couldn’t hear it. The crevasse formed
tightly over his shaft, gripping harder than his fist ever could.
Before long he finally came, filling her sphincter with his seed. White
mixed with black blood as he pulled out. Blood and feces dribbled out.

The sight of Gardevoir laying there, whimping, smeared with mud, blood,
cum, and her own feces unlocked something deep within David’s soul. His
heart soared at the sight. It felt so good! It was like he finally
discovered his place in the world. While his spirit had become free,
however, his mind quivered under the weight of his actions, struggling
to block these memories from existence, enabling his attack.

His mouth lowered in primal instinct, extending his pink tongue. He
lapped up her blood and shit, using pruned fingers to smother himself.
It was beautiful. The bitter taste of her poop, and the coppery taste
of her blood was like magic to him.

“Gardevvv…” she moaned, hands digging into the dirt. She wept. How
could she do this to him? Pain was splitting her because of him. He
said he’d never hurt her, though… maybe he wasn’t? Maybe this was

He flipped her bleeding, limp body over. His mouth met hers, lashing
about inside of her toothed maw. He kissed hard and deep as he
carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina. The head slid in
easily and she whimpered. With a deft hand he massaged her clitoris.
She tried to pull back to cry out but he pushed into her harder. She
screamed into his mouth. The vibrations filled him in ecstasy. He
violently penetrated her and wave after wave of pleasure engulfed them
both. It was beyond the realm of human understanding. Collapsing
universes whirled about them, being born and dying in an eternal, idiot

As he came again he thrust harder, forcing as much of himself in as he
could. His penis crashed into her cervix and she let out a blood
curdling scream, clawed hands digging into his flesh.

David didn’t like that at all. No, she wasn’t allowed to injure him. He
drove his bleaching fist into her mouth. There was a crunch and black
syrup welled up in her mouth and eyes. She gurgled, and he smiled
gleefully. Disengaged from her mangled secret, he crawled up to her
face. Lifting her broken head he plunged his dick into her wounded

Gardevoir could take no more. She gave himself over to him. He was her
master. She would please him any way she could and never make another
whimper in reply. She suckled on his piece as he pulled it in and out.
Cracked lips smothered him, teasing glands and glans. He gripped her
arms, squeezing tighter. More pain roared through her and she sucked
harder. She gagged, puking a little. The bile stung him, so he drove
another fist into her eye.

Through the pain she sucked and finally he came. As he did, his mind
cracked a little more. He gripped her head, forcing his cock into the
back of her throat. She vomited again, squirting half-digest plant
matter all over both of them and he lashed her. Her tiny bones
splintered under his blows and he came harder at her destruction.

Weeks later David finally found himself at Cerulean city. Gardevoir
wasn’t looking very good. She didn’t respond to vocal stimuli and
couldn’t see out of the eye he caved in, but he felt no remorse for it.
Even so; he felt glad. She was mentally broken. His attack had
transformed her into the perfect sex slave: when he moved his cock near
her she would tilt her head, trying to find it, just as a baby searches
for a nipple and automatically begins suckling.

She was infected, though. Mold grew upon her anus and wounded eye. Her
vagina was yellow with infection, discharging constantly. She wouldn’t
make it another day.

David rushed to the pokemon center, Gardevoir in his arms. He came up
to the reception desk and there was Nurse Joy. Her eyes first when to
David’s dumb smiling face, but then down to the pokemon in his arms and
she gasped.

“What happened?!” she said, stroking Gardevoir’s hair with the gentleness of a mother.
“I’m not exactly sure,” he muttered coldly, “I found her like this out
in the forest,” tears formed in Joy’s eyes and she scooped the poor
pokemon up, taking her over to the rejuvenation chamber for dying
pokemon in another room. After flipping the switch the chamber filled
with gases, obscuring outside eyes. Joy didn’t mind that David had
followed her in and closed the door, she was too busy studying a
complicated-looking readout now appearing on a computer screen.

She bent over low as she typed slowly, a complete novice with computers
it appeared, and as she did her skirt teased her thick ass. Her thigh
highs squeezed her legs delightfully. She was a delicious woman, and
David would have no problem finding out just how delicious she was.

He slid up next to her. “How does it look, nurse?” he asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
“Not very good, I’m afraid the rejuvenation chamber won’t be enough for–”
“No, not the pokemon. Your cunt.”

At this the nurse spun around. A hurt look flashed across her face and
she bit her lip. She was exactly sure how to handle this situation. It
was true that she was constantly horny. She never had time for anything
outside of the hospital. Her cunt tingled at the prospect of being
split. She eyed the door. Should she run? Should she have sex with this
complete stranger? “He seems dangerous…” she though, but as she did
her thighs pressed against themselves, pinching her slowly enlarging

David’s hands began to unbutton her blouse, revealing a polkadotted bra clasping two melon-sied breasts.
“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the office,” she said
with as much courage as she could muster, but didn’t stop him. He
pushed her up against the computer terminal and mouthed her nipples.
She gasped as he bit one, teasing it with his tongue. He sucked on it
and she lurched, not noticing her hands slide down to his hips.

He lifted her and placed her upon the desk. Her legs spread and she
leaned back, forgetting that she was on the rag, and gave herself to
him. He lowered himself to a knee, ripping off her clashing blue
underwear and explosing her rosy, dripping hole. He gently tugged on
the string sticking out, drawing a blood-soaked tampon out. It fell to
the floor and thick chunks began to seep out. She burned for him, for
this complete stranger.
His fingers moved into her, rubbing the rough spot just inside the warm
tunnel. his red tongue slathered her clit. He sucked on it and hummed.
A dizzy, buzzing feeling filled her head and she began bucking,
screaming in pleasure. Soon her screams of pleasure became those of
pain as he forced three fingers into her tight pussy. She hadn’t been
with a man in so long..

“No, please..” she gasped as her vagina slowly spread and grew used to the probing digits.

He inserted another finger and she gasped. This time her cunt burned in
protest, showing no signs of widening. She squeaked. He forced another
finger in and soon he was fisting her, plunging his large, manly hands
in as far as they would go, spreading her wider. Filling her.

“Moooree,” she growled through clenched teeth, thick streams of saliva
going down her cheeks, “FUCK ME HARDER YOU PEACE OF SHIT.”

David didn’t like this however, and punched her in the gut. She lurched
forward and gasped. But then, weighing how much fun he was having with
being told what to do, he decided to insert his next fist.

Her tendons popped and squeaked as he forced the other one inside
slowly. Her cleft opened wider, and wider still. She screamed in pain
and pleasure until her throat bled almost as much as her cunt. Blood
streamed down his arms, mixing with her cum until his shirt and the
floor were soaked.

There was a knock at the door, followed by the turning of a handle.

In strode the doctor the nurse had called for earlier. Her father.

He stopped, shocked at the situation that unfolded in front of him.
“W-What are you, what are you doing to my little girl?” he murmured.
“Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth
isn’t going to fuck itself!” David shouted, forcing his voice above
that of nurse Joy’s. She was horrified that her father had walked in on
this, horrified at all the blood and what she had been coerced into,
but she couldn’t stop. Lust raged inside of her, overtaking all other
motor functions.

“Fuck me, daddy,” she said, grinning a bloody smile. Her pleading eyes
met his and before she knew it, her father’s wrinkly, liver-spotted
dick was in her mouth.

The doctor fucked her from the opposite side of the table. Her young
tongue slid over the top of his dick, teasing the helmet. He bucked
wildly, shakily. He had not had sex since his wife had died ten years
ago, and sometimes had dreams about his daughter. He tried to ignore
them, push them to the back of his mind. But he could never help his
sick fantasies. Sometimes he’d “accidentally” walk in on her dressing
or showering, and would think about it later that night as he choked
himself and petted his shriveling member.

David began to grow bored, his maniacal, slowly-splintering mind needed
more horror to satiate it. It was a curse, but one he enjoyed.

He drew one hand out of her weeping puss, much to her protest. With the
other he gripped her cervix and twisted. Pain cut her and she clenched
her teeth and moaned, cleanly chopping her father’s dick off as he
came. The doctor fell backwards and the nurse sat up straight. Her
vision blurred from the pain, but she was just barely able to see what
David was doing.

He had drawn a knife out of his pocked and driven it into his urethra.
His cock opened wide and he screamed, but kept pushing hard, down into
his ballsack. Blood gushed forward and he puked, bile adding to the
horrendous pain, but he couldn’t stop. Slowly memories of him and
Gardevoir flooded back, all the fun they had back home. Memories of his
mother and father, how they wanted him to succeed. They wanted him to
come home, to spend time with their baby boy. Of his first love, the
girl he never got over. Her name was Misty. She wanted to see him
again, she had sent him a letter only a month earlier saying she wanted
to be with him again, that nothing felt the same without him. What was
he doing here?

He couldn’t stop his hands, they moved on their own, twisting out Joy’s
cervix, bit by bit, and slitting his genitals. At last the leathery bag
was open. They gripped his testicles and pried them out, forcing them
into his mouth.

All three parties bled to death. It was in the news the next day. The
Gardevoir recovered, but was forever in a tortured state of slavery.

Misty shook as she read it. She wept and her mind grew jaded and
hateful. She was alone in the world now. Nobody she loved. Nothing.

She drew a pokeball from her belt and opened it. Staryu appeared next to her.
“Staryu,” she blushed, and looked at him through teary eyes, “would you do anything for me?”
“Starr,” he echoed.
Her cunt burned. She needed it…


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