Crisis on Three Ridiculous DC Statues
Dear, gentle TR readers — I have a conundrum. I can’t decide which of these DC Direct statues — all due next April — is most fucking ludicrous. Please, I beg of you, examine all three, and see if you can help me out. Is it…
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This mini-bust of Barbara Gordon Batgirl dancing the Bat-usi? Or…
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…this Ame-Comi Wonder Girl, who seems to be wearing assless chaps? Or…
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…this statue of Hal Jordan as Green Lantern along with two of the Guardians of Oa who just happen to be little blue men showing off their GUN FINGERS?
I can’t decide, frankly. Please elucidate me in the comments.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.