Oh, That Wacky Gary the Cylon!
In today’s installment of everyone’s favorite sitcom Gary the Cylon, Gary gets a surprise visit and Starbuck learns a valuable lesson about bravery (namely, don’t be a pussy).
Frankly, I don’t know how there got to be 15 of these things before I heard about ’em. Having not seen the original BSG, I can only assume this one was cut out of an episode where Starbuck was marooned with a Cylon and made a truce with it, but the rest are taken from the entirety of the series. If you’re looking for a way to kill an hour — like Cylons kill humans — you could do a helluva lot worse than marathoning the entirety of Gary. Much thanks to Roger F for the tip.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.