6 Seconds of the New Tron Movie Videogame
Maybe six seconds. Probably more like five. But I can’t lie to you — it was still enough to make me wet my pants. I won’t tell you what bodily fluid, but I will say that Spike has gotten me to tune into their horrible videogame awards show. Well played, you fuckers. Well played. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get five more pairs of pants and watch this video four more times.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.