All Hail the Pandaren Brewmaster
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Holy shit. World of Warcraft players, why the fuck didn’t you tell me there were beer-making pandas in your MMORPG? Why did I have to find out from this admittedly awesome toy (which I assume like the other WoW figures is made by DC Direct)? Dude, I would gladly pay $15 per month to make a virtual panda get drunk, and I’ll likewise pay $50 for this figure and his massive cask of… I don’t know, bamboo vodka, or whatever the hell Pandaran Brewmasters make, and order him here. You’ve let me down, people. I don’t know how I can trust again. (Via ToyNewsI)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.