?You know what the original Super Mario Bros. game needs? Less Mario brothers. I assume that’s why Newgrounds user Exploding Rabbit worked over a year to make a Super Mario Bros. game — the original, exact SMB game — playable with Mega Man, Simon Belmont from Castlevania, Samus from Metroid, Link from the NES Legend of Zelda, and the guy from Contra. This means that you can play Super Mario Bros. with the Spread Gun. The fucking Spread Gun. I tweeted this joy this morning, so followers of the TR Twitter have been playing it since 9am EST; you other people can let it start absolutely destroying your day’s productivity by heading here. Thanks to all million of you who sent in the link.