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The 8 Most [email protected]%ed Up Episodes of The Maxx

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?In the ’90s, MTV was airing a handful of racy, gritty, often gut-busting cartoons, and while Beavis and Butthead ruled, shows like MTV Oddities were totally absurd. But awesome, to say the least. The Maxx, one part of the Oddities, became an animated series, or a 13-episode acid trip.

Indeed, it’s a weird show – like its brainy half, The Head – and MTV gets points for following the first dozen issues of the comic. Reflecting all the crazy-ass artwork and dialogue by Sam Keith and Bill Messner-Loebs, the series revolves around the hulking Maxx, freelance social worker Julie Winters, and Mr. Gone, a man equal parts serial killer, rapist and omniscient intellectual. Sadly, the series had a short run, but it offered a subconscious superhero roaming Pangaea and smashing noisy homunculi, among other weirdness. Get ready – these eight episodes are far from sobering.


8) Episode 2

This episode opens with Maxx giving us a National Geographic-worthy lesson on the Outback’s creatures, such as the Gbh’tyt slug, the Crabbit and the Isz, the latter of which perpetually gnaws on Maxx. It’s educational, but not as entertaining as the next scene, in which Julie complains about the crooked city and Maxx’s Pangaea psychobabble: “If I was a purple homeless guy, I guess I’d reduce my social worker to a bikini-clad jungle bimbo who needs my help, too.” The camera pans across apartment windows, showing how denizens resemble Pangaea creatures, such as a subdued mammoth (fat guy). It’s an interesting device, as it begins to establish the world in which The Maxx and Julie struggle – or, in other words, how their world makes no goddamn sense at all.

After leaving Julie’s place, Maxx chases down a suspicious Isz, encountering the mystic artist Mr. Gone on the roof of a gas station, and realizing that the white Isz turn evil(er) when they cross into reality. Mr. Gone, annoyed, says, “Too bad. I really hate killing amnesiacs.” The weirdness is just getting started, friends.
Notable line: “I feel really existential today. Like Darby O’Gill and the Little People or somethin.'” – Glorie, teenager


7) Episode 3


As the story from Episode 2 continues, Maxx and Mr. Gone fight at the gas station. This time we’re in the head of the teenager Jimmy, who’s worried about his Gone-mangled friend Glorie, and unfazed by the six identical grandmas (Isz) in the nearby station wagon. (Like most supporting characters, he’s OK with surrealism.) Mr. Gone and The Maxx eventually crash through the roof of the station, and when Mr. Gone grabs “a girl” from Jimmy’s car, Maxx smashes her head in. This reveals the superhero’s darker side, or stupidity, if you consider that he didn’t know the hostage was a CPR dummy.

Julie, meanwhile, is captured by Isz and locked up in Gone’s hideout, the Bulldog Jar Rubber Factory. This is where Episode 3 takes a witty turn. Gone tries to terrify Julie as she sits in a shadowy room. But even though she is tied up and dressed in a bunny suit, she snips his proverbial balls: “Oh, please, let me guess. I’m supposed to be dressed as every cheerleader and prom queen who ever turned you down for a date, and when I beg and whimper, you finally achieve some tawdry sexual revenge.” And then she beheads him with an Isz tooth, while her subconscious self beheads a doll.
Notable line: “I’m not the one who wears underwear outside her clothes.” – Mr. Gone


6) Episode 6


Like Episode 5, this one centers on the dour teenager Sarah, except it’s not a huge downer like the former. She runs into Maxx and Julie after going to the cinema for Indecent Proposal, a movie that fuels the purple superhero’s feministic sensibilities. “Not only did it semi-endorse prostitution, but did you catch the bit about the ditzy secretary reading Faludi’s book Backlash?”

Sarah, catching a ride from the two, considers suicide when Maxx slaughters a pair of car-jacking Isz disguised as spotted-underwear-wearing thugs. “Nothing makes sense. And if it does makes sense, then it’s all gotta stop,” she says, holding a gun. Surprisingly, she quickly accepts that things will get better, believing Maxx and Julie. Of course, a sociopath would do that. Of course.

Just like everything else in the animated series, Maxx’s origin isn’t quite clear. In part two of this episode, the neighborhood kids speculate his being. “Nah, I bet he’s an artificial being created in a secret government experiment … with plastic muscles and steel bones,” one says. Maxx, donned in bum attire, offers his version: A wayward Average Joe found a mask, put it on, and woke up in a place like the Outback.
Notable line: “Sometimes I think this whole growing-up business is just pain management.” – Maxx


5) Episode 8


Maxx rarely battles a genuine bad guy in this series. In this episode, though, he wrestles with the hammerhead shark Mako, crashing through the city. Mr. Gone, a stick figure of sorts here, breaks the fourth wall to narrate the brutal battle (“look at how tense and rendered the muscles are!”), overjoyed when Maxx unglues his claws at the “Just Cords” shop, where he pounds the shark into oblivion. In the comic version, Savage Dragon, rather than a generic hard-boiled detective, is looking for Mako.

At the same time, Julie, knocked out by a stupid tow-truck driver, finds herself in a deep layer of her subconscious, where Little Julie and a dark Jungle Queen reside. Yes, she starts to understand the symbols she’s responsible for – the baby leopards, the Jungle Queen, Maxx, the Pangaea dreamscape – and the world starts to make a little more sense.
Notable line: “Did you know they cancelled Cheers? Yeah, Julie told me the other day. I know all the people who were played by actors … it’s like they all died for no reason.” – Maxx

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4) Episode 9


Sadly, the episode, unlike issue #7 of “The Maxx,” leaves out The Pitt cameo; still, it does a bang-up job mixing reality and Pangaea. Julie’s subconscious self treads Pangaea with Maxx, only to part ways with the superhero when a sea of Isz heads their way. In reality, she’s locked in a bathroom and Maxx is sleeping. When he wakes up, he suddenly shrinks to a fist-size warrior, “leaping like a powerful goat-frog” as he escapes a giant Isz chasing him around the apartment. The chase ends when Maxx unleashes a stream of Pangaea lava – VHS tapes, that is.

As he subdues the Isz, Sarah drags in the conniving piece of clay that convinced her to drop it off at Julie’s apartment. While Julie is still locked in bathroom, her subconscious self in the Outback starts to remember her childhood, when she became a “jungle queen, ruler of a vast domain,” and when her pet bunny died. Of course, a miniature Mr. Gone, who is waiting to strike her with a poisonous arrow, doesn’t want Julie to connect the dots.
Notable line: “I know about the latitude and longitude of people. I know about the secret fault lines of their souls.” – Mr. Gone as the talking piece of clay.


3) Episode 11


In this episode, the omniscient Mr. Gone is holding a doctor hostage as a white Isz retrieves his severed head. (The man has a fucking “interdimensional mental whistle.) His introduction makes way for the parallel stories of Maxx and Julie Winters. Julie, sitting on the toilet (“the best place in the world to think”), contemplates all the madness surrounding her life. Aware of her wild subconscious world, or Pangaea, she wonders about the existence of spirit animals, and how Maxx fits into that theory. Meanwhile, Maxx tells a story about slaying a Dicant plant and later fleeing from a sea of Isz, which ends with a Cadillac ramming into him. The kids listening are right – “that is so lame,” but the story hints at his back-story.

Later, Mr. Gone guides us to Julie’s apartment, where she and the sociopathic teenager Sarah open a bag containing Mr. Gone’s severed head. “It’s just my … dad,” says Sarah, assuming that a block of clay literally was communicating with her. Oops, indeed.
Notable line: “Mr. Gone. Boy, I wish I could get a hold of that slime ball. I’d break his spine, just like Shadowhawk.” – neighborhood kid


2) Episode 7


Maxx is always dozing off at Julie’s apartment, and for once, his lazy habit gets the best of him. A fan of Saturday morning cartoons, he suddenly finds himself in a Dr. Suess-ish version of the city and Pangaea, thanks to the “Crappon frog in the Hat.” A series of rhymes ensues, and, in fact, it has a hint of metafiction. “What has happened to me? I’m off model and flatter. I’ve been outlined and blue-lined; yes, that’s what’s the matter.”

Maxx argues with the Crappon as the frog flies around on a bicycle, defending his reason for becoming the Maxx. At the same time, Maxx holds a goldfish bowl and evades blue Isz-like beings, or his “fears.” The burning question is whether Maxx bears a rabbit head under that mask.
Notable line: “This is getting quite deep, and I’m starting to fear … I’ll be drowned in an ocean of diet root beer.” – Maxx


1) Episode 12


Sarah: Do you have the guacamole knives?
Maxx: Yep.
Sarah: Did you wrap the Star Trek commemorative mugs?
Maxx: Yep.
Sarah: What about the Buster Keaton kaleidoscope and pen knife?
Maxx: Got it! Women … jeez.

While there is an air of hilarity behind Julie’s moving day, most scenes in this episode are super-creepy. Gone, as a doctor sews his rotten head back on, tells us a fairy tale, which is really a recounting of Julie’s disturbing childhood, how it went from a sunny to dark one because of a dying rabbit. Pay attention, kids, because it explains most of Julie’s symbols! Her mother kills the bunny with a shovel, scarring Julie’s mind, and giving the girl a lesson about suppression. “That’s how our little story ends, doc,” Gone concludes. “Not with a bang, or a whimper, but with a thwack.” Nice T.S. Eliot ref!
Notable line: “Oh, and doc, don’t go all tense on me just because there’s a small army of Isz waiting behind that door. It’s not like they’re going to devour you once you finish sewing my head back on.” – Mr. Gone