Comics, Miscellaneous, Nerdery

TR Contest: Superhero Yourselves

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?A.k.a the “kick your own ass” contest. No, I don’t have any Kick-Ass stuff to give away (actually, I don’t have my new batch of TR shirts in either, but I assume they’re coming in pretty soon) but I figured the movie was a big enough deal that it could inspire a contest.

So turn yourself into a superhero. I at least need a superhero name, but bonus points will be given for describing your method of fighting crime and your costume, maybe your preferred targets if you have them — but you’re all just lower middle-class Batmen for the purposes of the contest, meaning you can only use reasonably realistic weapons and equipment. I swear to Horny Flying Superman that if anyone’s entries go above 100 words, I’m not reading it.

Honestly, I don’t care about anyone thinking up a genuinely “good” character, I just want to see how silly/insane this can get. One entry per person, and the contest ends on Monday April 19th at 12:01 am EST. FYI, my Kick-Ass review will be up sometime Monday if for some reason you need my approval before seeing it yourself. I hope your weekend is full of beauty cleavages and serpents arses, but also free of elf dicks. See you Monday.