Nerdery, TV

The Doctor Ditches the TARDIS to Work the Pole


I have no idea what to tell you folks. All I know is that this girl looks so disturbingly like David Tennant as the 10th Doctor — thanks to a trenchcoat, a haircut and the fact this was filmed on a cellphone — that I’m having a severe sexual crisis here. I think I’m going to fix a stiff drink, go to bed, and try to think about baseball or something. Anyone who is likewise feeling aroused and uncomfortable should blame John N. for the tip.