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And I Thought They Smelled Sexy on the Outside

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Ripping off the Star Trek colognes and perfumes? Absolutely. But don’t let that stop you from checking out the new official Star Wars fragrances. I give you…


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?Slave Leia: “Fearless and inventive, Slave Leia Perfume by Genki Wear
includes floral top notes of white peach, lily, bergamot, heliotrope,
and raspberry that dry down to a warm sultry mix of cashmere woods,
musk, and night-blooming jasmine.”
And…


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?Eau Lando: “Classy and stylish, Eau Lando Cologne by Genki Wear is a
potent mix of mandarin warmed with incense and lotus flower, exotic
woods, dark violet and sensuous musk.” It’s cologne that COMES IN A FUCKING CAPE. HOLY SHIT.

Together, I assume they smell like incredibly attractive people fucking. You can pre-order them here for $39 a pop.