Capcom Vs. Trifecta: Street Fighter X Tekken, Tekken X Street Fighter, Marvel Vs. Capcom 3

? Care for some footage of SF x Tekken? Remember, this is the game that’s based on the SF engine, so the Tekken characters fight SF-style (i.e., they don’t suck ass). I think it’s news to me that there’ll be tagging in the game, but I don’t remember. Despite my long-standing hatred of Tekken, I don’t think I can justify paying $60 to beat up on Tekken‘s horrible characters in a despite fighting game. I’ll just stick to beating the shit out of Yoshimitsu in Soul Calibur.

? Now, care for some footage from Tekken x Street Fighter? TOO BAD. Even Namco hates Tekken, so they haven’t bothered to start the game yet. Enjoy three and a half minutes of Ryu’s character model from the game, although he’s wearing Paul’s outfit BECAUSE EVEN THAT’S NOT DONE. HOLY SHIT I HATE TEKKEN.

? Last but not least, Capcom revealed two new characters for Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 — Viewtiful Joe and Dormammu; you can click their names to see them in action. I’d have shown one of those videos, except there’s a new general trailer for the game, which includes Deadpool hitting Ryu with his own health bar. If you’ll excuse me, I need to change my underwear.