Tech, Video Games

Breaking: You Can Now Have a Threesome with Your Wii

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?Men, have you been wanting to fuck your Nintendo Wii console? Ladies, have you been wanting to stick your Wii-mote in your vaginas, or at least get more pleasure out of doing so? Have I got good news for you. Some exceedingly creepy company is beta testing the Mojowiijo, a two-part attachment to the Wii-mote that allows both of these things. It’s basically a dick-clamp and a dildo, but the key is that shaking one makes the other vibrate in kind. You apparently don’t even need a Wii, just two Wii-motes, a PC, and absolutely no dignity whatsoever. My favorite part of this is that it’s allowed Wired to coin the word “teledildonics,” which had better show up in an upcoming FFF. You can sign up for the beta here, and theoretically receive a set; I look forward to 2014, when the mainstream media discovers these and assumes that these are being marketed to kids. Thanks to all you perverts who sent this tip in.