Hey. Gotta learn the facts of life sometime. Might as well be from a stinky, insane, shotgun-wielding Rutger Hauer while you’re still in the crib. It’s nice to know that with Machete coming out today, there’s another preposterously violent movie coming down the pike. And congrats to Topless Roboteer yahaboobay, who’s an extra in the film! He didn’t say who he’s playing, but I’m pretty sure it was the second baby from the right.