Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Tropicana Fruit Sweets
I’ve shown a lot of depraved and fucked up things in Super Terrific Japanese Thing before, but this… this is likely the worst. There is no call for this item other than to inflict pure evil on the third, to spread pain and misery, and to actively work for the death of hope and goodness. I give you Tropicana Fruit Sweets, a new beverage being offered in Japan. Sound innocent? Of course it does. But check out the flavor.
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ORANGE WITH RARE CHEESE FLAVOR.
ORANGE AND CHEESE.
A CHEESE DRINK. WITH ORANGE.
You’ve gone too far this time, Japan. Even I can’t support you now. Mostly because I’ll be busy throwing up for the next six months or so. (Via Japanator)
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