TR Contest Special: WHAT SHOULD I DO AT THE TRANSFORMERS 3 SET

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I told you yesterday I was excited about today’s contest, and now you know why — Transformers 3 is filming maybe two blocks away from my apartment in Washington DC next week. Meaning I can go to the TF3 set with ease. And meaning I have the world’s most incredible opportunity to tell and/or show Michael Bay how we feel about his handling of Transformers. So here is this weekend’s contest:

TELL ME WHAT SHOULD I DO AT THE TRANSFORMERS 3 MOVIE SET.

What mayhem should I wreak? Should I bring a sign? Should I yell something at Bay? Should I try to pee on Turturro? You each have THREE ENTRIES with which to give me suggestions. The only limits to the entries is that I’m not going to get myself arrested for any real length of time, so please don’t suggest murder or anything, because this article would be proof that it was pre-meditated.

And please note that I will not necessarily be performing the winning entry at the set; I’m pretty sure Ms. Robot won’t allow me to get arrested for any reason, and while my boss might not mind, I also don’t think he’d compensate me financially for any days missed while in prison. But I’m also not saying I won’t, either. Let’s just see what the results are. The contest ends on Monday, 12:01 am on October the 11th, the same day filming starts. Ladies and gentlemen, we may never have another chance like this again. Let’s make it count.