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Oh My @#$%, It’s the First Pic from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark (UPDATED)

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?Honestly, I have no words. There’s just nothing I can say that this pic, which will be in this month’s Vogue, doesn’t say ever so clearly, all by itself. Infinite thanks to keepoffthegrass for the tip. (Via the NY Post)

UPDATE: HOLY FUCK THERE’S MORE

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?That’s the Swiss Miss, although the real insanity is why these have been photoshopped so poorly. But are you ready for this?


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?CARNAGE. I’VE SEEN CHINESE BOOTLEG FIGURES THAT LOOK BETTER. OH MY CHRIST THIS CAN’T BE REAL IT JUST CAN’T (Two more pitiful pics at Vogue)