Your eyes do not deceive you — you’re watching a real promotional video for a real children’s rideable toy based on the interstellar genocidal maniacs of Doctor Who, the Daleks. Yes, for a mere ?199, your child can pretend to murder all his friends, family members and schoolmates in inflatable and adorably terrifying comfort. It even says a few traditional Dalek lines, all about killing people, of course. The best part to me is that Daleks do have organic little creatures controlling them, which the positioning of the kids replicates shockingly well. I hear if this does well, the same company is going to release a kit some that children can have their brains removed and put in tiny Cybermen. Thanks to MontyPrime and Death Star PR for the tip.