?? Every week, it’s my intention not to feature a Star Wars-themed shirt, and every week, I’m thwarted by someone making a new, clever, Star Wars-themed shirt. This one is $10 at Ript, but is available today only.
?? Geek Apparel often means shirts, but not exclusively. Here are official Voltron boxer shorts, which imply your penis is an energy weapon, for $20 right here. For the record, if anyone had entered “Form blazing sword!” in the Inappropriate Nerd Pillow Talk contest, he or she would’ve at least gotten an honorable mention.