I could write many thousands of words about how awful this public access safety show is, or the hilariously unapproved use of a dude in a horrible Spider-Man costume, or the song about bullying, or the “web of safety”… but you should just watch. All 8 minutes. You will regret it, almost instantly, and for the rest of your life. But you need to watch it anyways. A million thanks to James S. for the tip.