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Fan Fiction Friday: Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts in “Chibiusa’s Seventh Birthday”



?After skipping FFF last week, I told you I’d run something special this week, did I not? Now, if you’re unfamiliar with Sailor Moon, all you need to know is: Sailor Moon, whose real name is Usagi, is like a high school sophomore, as are all her Sailor Scout friends. She’s dating Tuxedo Mask, whose real name is Mamoru and who is a college senior, I think, although for some reason no one finds this creepy. Chibiusa — also called Sailor Mini-Moon, and named Rini in the U.S. version — is Sailor Moon’s and Tuxedo Mask’s daughter from the future. Who is, in this tale by Robert Tsunai, about to celebrate her seventh birthday, obviously. Now the author’s note:

This is a hentai story about ChibiUsa. If you don’t like Incest, Childsex,
lesbian sex, bondage, anal sex,or things like that you probablyshouldn’t read
this. In this story, ChibiUsa has sex of some sort with every senshi.

Well, the idea of not liking incest and “Childsex” seems pretty far-fetched, but on the off chance you don’t, you probably shouldn’t read this FFF either. Oh, senshi is a Japanese word meaning soldier or warrior, and is what annoying anime fans call the Sailors instead of Scouts.

If you
want to skip to a certain senshi, I’ve marked off the different people’s with
stars. Here is the order they do her in:
Mamoru – a good hard incestous fuck, bondage
Rei – An All-too -big rod and some torture.
Haruka First a good spanking then doubledildo sex.
Minako – Tit stuff and kissing and fondling
Michiru – They lick each other’s pussies
Makoto Double Fist/double foot Fuck(lots of pain)
Ami – banana fucks ChibiUsa’s butthole and whips.
Setsuna – Uses the Time staff on Small Lady
Hotaru – They rub pussies and make out Usagi – 69, tit stuff

When the author allows you to skip ahead to certain sex scenes, you know they intend for you to masturbate to their work. Why, it’s like a DVD scene selection menu, but incredibly sad and depraved!

Feel free to read this if you’re a minor, though, people under 18should be able
to have fun too!


It was CHibiUsa’s seventh birthday, June 30th, same day as Usagi. She was very
happy as everyone gathered around her singing happy birthday.

I’m glad the author included the date, in case I wanted to get a birthday card for a fictional underage character. Hey, does Hallmark have any cards that say “Happy Birthday and Sorry about the Imminent Gangrape”?

She looked around again at them and noticed something – none of them had any
presents. “Wh-Where are the presents?” She asked, a little dissapointed.


“This year you’re getting a different kind of present, ChibiUsa,” Reisaid to
her. “What kind?

“The incredibly depraved and extremely illegal kind.”

“Your first sexual experiences,” Makoto said
“You will have an orgasm by each and every one of us,” Usagi told her.

“So… no Disney Princess dolls, then?”

“ChibiUsa, go to the bedroom and wait. We’ll decide who goes forst.”
“I… I’m not sure about this.. I … no, I don’t wanna do this, “Chibi Usa

“Seriously, mom. I distinctly remember asking only for a Disney Princess doll.”

Witrhout a word, Haruka picked her up and carried her to the bedroom.
She pinned her down and tied each of her limbs to the corners of the bed.
ChibiUsa screamed and writhed and yelled, but to no avail. Haruka joined the
others in the other room who were deciding who should go first.
“I should go first, I’m her mother!”

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“Can I? I’m her best friend…”
“She should have her virginity taken first, I should go.”
“hey, I just tied her down… So let me go first.” Ami spoke up.
“I think Mamoru should go first.. He is her father, and she shouldhave her
virginity taken. And no matter who goes first, we’ll all get to watchanyway.”

Sharing is caring!

THe others reluctantly agreed. They all stripped down and walked intothe
bedroom where ChibiUsa was tied down.

“Goddamn you bitches!” screamed ChibiUsa. “I’m not even getting a cake, am I?!”

The 9 naked girls sat down on the other bed to watch as Mamoruapproached
ChibiUsa. She trembled as he approached her.

Those nine naked girls would be Sailors Moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. I’m not going to bother to say which is which, because it hardly matters.

“ChibiUsa, I’m going to take our virginity. This is going to hurt alot, but in
the end we’ll bith enjoy it.”

“Although I should probably specify it’s only going to hurt you, and I’ll be enjoying it from the get-go. By the way, happy birthday!”

“no.. Mamo-chan..”
He positioned his rock hard dick at the entrance to her pussy.
“ready, CHibiUsa-chan?”

“Are you ready to pay for decades of therapy from your jail cell, dad?”

“No!!! MAMOCHAN, NO!!!”
He forced his huge dick into his tight, wet, 7 year old daughter’spussy.

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screamed in agony as his dick pushed all the way into her. A trickleof blood
began flowing from her hole as Mamoru pumped himself in and out of hislittle
daughter. Her pussy was dripping juice and blood all over the bed as Mamoru
fucked her. SHe was in sheer pain from his big dick. He pushed in and out of her
harder and harder, bringing her more and more pain. She screamed as she came,
waves of pleasure taking over her small hairless pussy. Mamoru came and pulled
out of his daughter, who’s pussy was dripping with blood and cum.

Huh. You know, if Mamoru/Tuxedo Mask had worn a blindfold, he could have pretended it was a party game. “No, ChibiUsa! It’s just like ‘pin the tail on the donkey’! Except my penis is the pin, and your vagina is the donkey.”

Rei got up.

And vomited and left.

“my turn,” She said with an evil look in her eye.


In her hand was alarge dowel,
with a diameter about the size of a soda can.


She moved over to thecrying
ChibiUsa, and without warning, pushed the 12 inch dowel into heraching,
bleeding pussy.

Really? A dowel? She couldn’t even bring like a vibrator or something? It has to be a fucking dowel she picked up at Home Depot? Christ.

SHe screamed again in pure pain as the huge objectpenetrated
her. Rei began pushing it in and out of her, however, as she did thisshe took
ChibiUsa’s clit in her spare hand and began pinching it. Thecombination of the
two tortures caused ChibiUsa to Sream louder and louder, as Rei beganincreasing
the pain factor further by biting her nipples.

Although, all considered, this is still better than if they’d ordered a clown.

THe others on the bed,mean
while, were all using their vibrators becaus ethey were so turned on.Rei
stopped biting her nipples and began pinching and pulling them, andbrought her
mouth to CHibiUsa’s clit. She took it in her mouth as ChibiUsascreamed,
NOOOOOO!!!. Rei ignored her, and began nibbling and biting ChibiUsa’sclit as
she pinched her nipples and pushed the huge rod in and o!
ut of her pussy. ChibiUSa came violently. Rei pulled the wet rod from
ChibiUsa’s pussy and returned to the bed.


Haruka got up next. She untied Chibi Usa and retied her face Down onthe bed so
that she was on her knees. Haruka raised her hand and brought it downhard on
ChibiUsa’s rear. ChibiUsa screamed as Haruka slapped her little assagain and

Assagian? Is that like a killer of asses? ASSAGIAN, THE ANAL ASSASSIN.

Haruka then turned her around again and got out her doulbedildo. She
pushed it up her pussy and set it on VIBRATE. She positioned it atChibiUsa’s
entrance, and pushed it in. ChibiUsa yelled again as yet antoherobject foced
itself inside of her.

“Hey, Rei! Looks like Haruka ponied up for a goddamned vibrator! I guess she doesn’t have a Lowe’s near her! You cheap bitch.”

Haruka pumped the vibrator in and out of herpussy, and
at the same time massaged her clit. ChibiUsa actually began to likethe feeling
that she was getting from all the sex, and began pumping her hips intime with
Harukas. The two fucked each other on the vibrators. ChibiUsa beganmoaning
now, as did Haruka. She was pushed over the edge.
“HA… Ru.. Ka!!!!!!”, she shouted as she and Haruka came. arukapulled the
dildo out and tossed it onto the other bed.
“We’re done now, you guys can use it.”
Makoto inserted it into her own pussy and began having sex withSetsuna.

You know, this story would be significantly better if everyone had little party hats on.

Minako arose.
“Now the goddess of Love get’s a turn!” She approached ChibiUsa and untied her.
“ChibiUsa, do you like my tits?”

“You know what I like, Minako? I like Disney Princess dolls AND NOT GETTING RAPED ON MY BIRTHDAY, THAT’S WHAT I LIKE.”

“I.. I don’t know…” ChibiUsa said blushing.
“I know you do because you’re always staring at them when I talk toyou…”
“You knew that I liked your tits?”

“Everyone likes tits, ChibiUsa!”

“Of course, and if you had asked I would have shown them to you,that’s what I
did for the others when they asked.” “Can… Can I touch them?”
“Do whatever you like to them, ChibiUsa.”

So ChibiUsa took a picture and created a paid-access porn website.

ChibiUsa grabbed one and began squeezing it. She pinched the nipplehard.
“ChibiUsa, do that harder…”
ChibiUsa began pinching pulling and twisting her nipple harder.
“Bite them ChibiUsa!”
ChibiUsa took the other nipple in her mouth and began biting itsoftly.
“Harder, ChibiUsa!! MAke it hurt!”

“Bite it like it’s cake! The birthday cake we failed to get you!”

ChibiUsa began biting hard now, as Minako screamed. At the same time,Minako
began rubbing ChibiUsa’s pussy. ChibiUsa moaned and kissed Minakopassionately.
Minako continued rubbing ChibiUsa’s pussy as they french kissed eachother over
and over. Minako located ChibiUsa’s clit and began pinching it.ChibiUsa
moaned and came. “MINAKOCHAN!!!!” Minako returned to the bed and Michiru arose.

I was about to say that there are other, more pleasurable things you can do to a clitoris other than pinching, and then I realized there was no chance the author had even gotten near an actual clitoris, nor any danger of him getting near one in the future. You keep on pinching, dude. You pinch those fictional clitorii for all they’re worth.

Michiru approached ChibiUsa.
“ChibiUsa, would you like me to show you what Haruka and I do everynight?”

“It isn’t Scrabble, perchance?”

“Yes!!” Michiru sat down on the bed next to her.
“lie down and spread you legs.” ChibiUsa did as she was told.

“As far as I know, I’m still tied to the bed, lady. Unless the author is so busy jerking off he forgot to mention something.”

Michiru lowered her face to her hairless pussy and began running hertoungue
down her pussylips.
ChibiUsa moaned in ecstacy as Michiru’s toungue licked her. Michirubegan
pushing her toungue into ChibiUsa’s hole, tasting her pussy juice.
“Can I lick your’s too, Michiru-san?”, chibiUsa moaned.
Michiru got into 69 position. Chibiusa stared in awe at the beautifulpussy in
front of her face.

“Well, it’s better than a goddamned dowel,” she thought.

She licked it, and Michiru moaned. She bean lickingit
more, tasting her juices and sucking on her pussy lips. ChibiUsa found
Michiru’s clit and cautiously took it into her mouth.

She knew that like a blowfish, the clitoris was poisonous unless properly handled.

She beganflicking it
with her tongue and sucking on it. Michiru moaned loudly as ChibiUsadid this,
and began lickign ChibiUsa’s clit. ChibiUsa writhed under her as shetook it
into her mouth and lightly nibbled on it. ChibiUsa began doing thesame thing to
Michiru. Both moaned louder and louder as they sucked and nibbbledeach other’s
clits. “Michiru-san!”, Chibiusa shouted as she came, her pussy being taken
over by waves of pleasure.
As she came, she mistakenly bit Michiru’s clit harder than she hadbeen, causing
michiru to cum.

She bit it?! Jesus. Ladies, I’m not going to pretend I know all the mysteries of the clitoris, but I’m pretty sure having a small child — or anyone, really — bite your clitoris is kind of the worst thing ever, right? I mean, I sure as hell don’t want anyone biting my dick, and I feel pretty confident biting a clit would be even more painful. If some or all of you ladies go to bed, dreaming lustily of people chomping on your clitoris, my apologies. But I’m going to assume I’m right and that this deserves a Toht.

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ChibiUsa licked the pussy juice up, and Michirureturned to the
Makoto whent over to ChibiUsa.
“ChibiUsa, I hope you like pain…” CHibiUsa nodded.

“MORE THAN A DOWEL” ChibiUsa yelled, looking directly at Rei.

“Yeah, I do actually.. ”
“Good” Makoto ordered her to spread her pussy wide. She did, and Makotopushed 2
fingers inside her.. ChibiUsa moaned, “More, Makochan!”
Makoto pushed a third finger up ChibiUsa, and then a fourth.
Chibiusa was writhing on the bed as Makoto put more in her.
Makoto finnally pushed her entire fist up ChibiUsa’s tight drippingpussy.

“And now, time for a puppet show!” said Makoto.

ChibiUsa screamed as Makoto pushed her fist in all the was past herwrist. SHe
pulled it out again, and then pushed it back in. SHe began insertingfingers
from her other hand to cause ChibiUsa more pain. ChibiUsa was nowscreaming
loudly from the torture. It hurt so much, she felt like she was beingripped
inhalf! Blood and cum mixed and flowed from her pussy. Still, though,for some
reason, she craved more pain. “Makoto!!! Make it hurt more!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Well, I have two fists inside your vagina. I’m not sure how else I can hurt you, other than maybe emotionally. So… you’re a very ugly little girl! No one likes you! The fans find you the most annoying part of the series! Your vagina feels weird!”

Makoto obeyed ChibiUsa and pushed her other fist inside CHibiUsa too.ChibiUsa
now had both of Makoto’s hands inside of her, and was bleeding allover the
bed.Makoto decide to make it hurt even more, and took her clit in hermouth,
She began biting it hard. ChibiUsa was still screaming for more pain,so makoto
began pushing her foot into ChibiUsa’s pussy along with her hands. Sheforced
the whole thing in, and ChibiUsa’s pussy began bleeding more, with twofists and
a foot in her. “Make it hurt even more!!!!!!!!!”

“You’ve gained weight recently! Your parents sent you from the future because they didn’t like you! We’re all having sex with you because no one wanted to spend any money on presents for you! Rei’s even keeping the dowel!”

Makoto pushed her other foot into ChibiUsa. ChibiUSa was in so muchpain that
she came, blood and cum spewing forth from her battered pussy.
Makoto returned to the bed, and as soon as she sat down, Rei spreadher pussy
and began pushing the rod she had into her.

Oh shit, Rei is keeping the dowel.

He others joined in andbit her
nipples and clit.

Man it is difficult to type while frantically masturbating. You guys remember my Tron: Legacy coverage.

AMi got up and went to the bed where the bleeding cum covered ChibiUsalay.
“ChibiUsa, you’re a bit too tender for anything vaginal, so I’m goingto push
this banana up your asshole.”,



she said, holding up a long yeelowbanana.
“Turn over.”

“And someone bring me the monkey. This is going to get weird.”

ChibiUsa did, expecting a spanking.

Really? ChibiUsa is one stupid kid.

Ami began forcing the large bananainto
ChibiUsa’s ass.
“OW! ChibiUsa yelled, as Ami forced the unlubricated banana into her.”Ami, can
you spank me too?? Make it hurt a lot!”
Ami was happy to oblige, and began pumping the banana with one hand,and
slapping ChibiUsa’s ass with the other. She found that one hand wasn’tenough
to satisy ChibiUsa’s craving for pain, so she pused the banana intoher pussy so
she could ass fuck chibiUsa with it and slap her iwht both hands.




I can’t decide what’s most incorrect about the last sentence. Once you get past the horrible use of pronouns and realize Ami put the banana in her own vagina and is now anally fucking ChibiUsa that way, there’s no possible way Ami could do that and still be positioned to spank ChibiUsa. I doubt there’d even be any surface area of ChibiUsa’s buttocks open to spank. And there’s no fucking way a banana would structurally hold up to all the fucking. Also,

Ami was smacking chibiUsa with both hands now as she pumped the bananain and
out of ChibiUsa’s asshole.She called out,
“toss me that whip!” to the others on the bed. They chucked it to herand
resumed tortuening Makoto.
Ami took the whip and began whipping ChibiUsa’s ass hard with it.

Now she’s whipping ChibiUsa’s ass while simultaneously fucking it with an impromptu banana strap-on? There’s no way. SIR, I DOUBT THE VERISIMILLITUDE OF YOUR AWFUL UNDERAGE ANIME GANGRAPE STORY. Also, in case I was unclear earlier,

Atthe pain
of the whip on her, ChibiUsa screamed. She abruptly turned around soami’s whip
hit her pussy instead of her ass. The pain searing through her madeher cum.
Ami pulled out the banana and returned to the other bed.
Setsuna walked over to ChibiUsa, the time staff in her hand. “Small Lady…”
“Puu!! Are you gonna put that in me?” “If you wnat, Small Lady” “Yes!”
Setsuna pushed the end without the garnet orb into ChibiUsa’s pussy.She pumped
it in and out, as ChibiUsa yelled, “Puu!!!!!!!!!!”

I hope to god that “Puu” is ChibiUsa’s nickname for Setsuna in the Japanese version and this isn’t going to turn into a scat fic.

She pumped it slow at first, and started speeding up. She beganpushing it
harder into the little girl. “Puu, that’s so good! Faster Puu!”

Either no one is heeding Ami’s concern about ChibiUsa’s vagina being too tender — besides, you know, horrifically underaged — or Ami’s just a horrible judge of vaginas.

Setstuana pushed it in and out even faster and harder, over and overagain,
driving it up the 7 year old. “oh PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!”
she screamed as she came. Setsuna removed the Time staff.
“Did you like that, Small Lady?” “Yes, thank you Puu!”

Just a note: As awful and reprehensible as this entire fic is, the “Small Lady” bit does send an extra shiver down my spine.

Hotaru approached ChibiUsa shyly. “ChibiUsa-chan?” “Hotaruchan!!”
“I.. I don’t know where to begin… ChibiUsa…”
“How bout kissing her, Hotaru-chan,” Haruka encouraged from the bed.

I will point out that Hotaru is Sailor Saturn, who has the power to destroy planets. God, how I wish she’d use that power here. 

“”Ok.. ChibiUsachan..”
She neared ChibiUsa and kissed her on the lips. They began kissing
passionately, and ChibiUsa rolled onto Hotaru.
“Hotaru-chan,” She moaned between kisses, “Let’s rub our pussiestogether.”

“Um, your vagina is super gross right now, ChibiUsa. Can I just grab the dowel again?”

“Okay”, Hotaru moaned as ChibiUsa kissed her.
ChibiUsa positioned her pussy directly over Hotarus and began pumpingher hips.
Hotaru moaned adn moved her hips in time with ChibiUsa’s. Bith girlswere
dripping pussy juice all over each other as their pussylips ans clitstouched
again and again.
Hotaru moaned as their sexes touched again and again.

Now that just poor writing about scissoring.

Both girls cameas their
pussies met. “Hotaruchan!” “ChibiUsachan!”
Hotaru laid there next to ChibiUsa on the bed for a few seconds as herorgasm
subsides. She kissed her best friend on the lips and returned to theother bed.
Usagi arose and walked over to her daughter.
“ChibiUsa.” “Usagi”
They both instantly knew what they wanted to do.

Cleanse themselves with fire?

They assumed the 69position
and began licking each others pussies. “Ummm.. ChibiUsa, you taste sooooo god”


“Umm, Usagi, oh!!”
ChibiUsa began squeezing Usagi’s tits as she licked her, pinching thenipples.
Usagi began doing the same to ChibiUsa’s small nipples.
They both came to a climax as they licked each other’s clits andsqueezed each
other’s tits. Usagi returned to the bed and ChibiUsa sat up.

Clearly, Robert Tsunai finished masturbating somewhere around the Setsuna or Makoto section, and is just ready to be done with his story. As are we all, you horrible pervert. As are we all.

“Everyone, that was the best birthday present ever!!!”

“I got raped repeatedly, and a double-dildo, and a banana! Much better than a doll! But seriously, Rei, take that dowel and shove it up your ass until you choke on it. You fucking suck.”

“So, ChibiUsa, you up for another fuck?,” Mamoru asked.

Ha ha! It’s funny because he’s having sex with his underaged daughter from the future!

“Yea!” She shouted, as she ran over to the bed to have sex with allthe others
again. The End

You know, at least a few of you reading this have your birthdays today. I’m so, so sorry. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to have my own party, where no one’s invited but brown liquor and my liver.

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