Someone once wrote that Paul Bettany had clearly made a pact with the devil, because that’s the only way to explain the fact that he’s married to Jennifer Connelly and yet makes triumphantly shitty movies like Priest. Frankly, I think this theory explains quite a lot.
? The Big Lebowski
On Blu-ray, probably for the umpteenth time, but this time with a book of some sort. Hey, it’s Big Lebowski. What are you gonna do?
? Demolition Man
On Blu-ray. Maybe now we’ll get to see how the three seashells work!
? Batman: Brave and the Bold Season Two, Part One
Amazon lists this DVD set as starring “Batman” and “Booster Gold.” That’s fucking awesome.
? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Complete Season Nine
Haven’t you guys been waiting a while for this, or am I remembering wrong? Anyways, here you go.
? The Muppets Take Manhattan
On Blu-ray. Wait a second, is Great Muppet Caper on Blu-ray yet? It’s not? NERD RAGE ACTIVATED
The BBC sci-fi series that… uh… that’s all I remember about it, actually. Sorry.
? Voltron: The Legend Begins
Did you not want to buy the Voltron collector’s sets, but have been waiting to buy the show one DVD at a time? Well, today is your lucky day.