Skyrim’s “Kill Women and Take Their Clothes Off” Mechanics Seem to Be Working Great
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is still something I know jack shit about. Honestly, this new gameplay video from TGS looks like Dragon Age to me, albeit slower-paced and with an infinitely more beautiful environment, which is not an insult — seriously, I could just watch the trees in the background in this video and be totally impressed. But if I know one thing, it’s that you guys want to see as much Skyrim as possible, so here you go. In this clip, the protagonist walks up to a tower, murders a bunch of women, and then strips their corpses. So that’s… something.
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