Miscellaneous, Nerdery

Adorable Laura Shigihara Raps Adorably About Magic: The Gathering

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You knew that Plants Vs. Zombies theme song composer Laura Shigihara was adorable, but did you know how gangsta she was? Because while filming this video for the Magic: The Gathering rap “Tapped Out,” actual cops were called during an “axe fight” scene which didn’t make it into the video. Why? Never a friend to the po-pos, I’m told Shigihara immediately drew her gat upon their arrival, killing three officers and two bystanders before escaping. Witnesses described the event as “gruesome and traumatic, yet still kind of adorable.”