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This Is Why Toy Story Included Zero Kenner Star Wars Figures



Why? Because when Kenner’s classic Star Wars action figures come to life, they immediately start partying, breakdancing, fighting each other with sticks, tossing each other around, and indulging in a bit of lesbianism, as proven by this music video for Portland-based band Kiss Kill’s “High School Drama.” Your mileage may vary regarding the song — I enjoy it — but I’d be shocked if you don’t enjoy the fabulous toy animation in the video, which I believe includes every single Kenner Star Wars figure ever made, including both Snaggletooths (Snaggleteeth? Whatever). Thanks to Jeff O. for the tip!