Of course, I also don’t understand why you’d write a story about Sherlock getting sexually dominated and humiliated, but I’ve long ago given up trying to solve those kinds of mysteries. Suffice to say, this story by author Fireofangels is much like the classic Holmes tale “The Five Orange Pips,” except there are six of them and instead of orange pips they’re things that get inserted in Sherlock’s anus. Shall we?
Sherlock whines by the door, feeling very uncomfortable. What if
Mrs Hudson walks in? It could happen. At any given moment. It really
If only Sherlock had some kind of ability to deduce when Mrs. Hudson might return from her trip.
He snuffles against the wood, scratching at his with his gloved
hands, not even able to make a sound. He butts his forehead into the
jamb by accident, a tiny whimper escaping his mouth, but the muzzle
stops any sound from coming out of his mouth.
It had all
been going so well. They had had a lazy afternoon in, since it was a
Sunday and nothing else was happening. Mrs Hudson had gone away, so John
had suggested his favourite form of entertainment – puppy play.
WHAT. THE FUCKING. FUCK. “Puppy play”? Is that a thing? Some horrible fetish in-between furry-dom and infantilsm? God fucking dammit. If Sherlock piddles on the floor, I quit. Also, what’s the chance that the author isn’t British but spelled favorite as “favourite” because he thought it brought a touch of authenticity to his Sherlock/Watson puppy sexual role-play story?
him, of course, but he did love to watch Sherlock scramble around on
the floor, long limbs bound with leather to keep him from hurting
himself, humping himself up against the sofa, responding to any command
John gave him. It made John want to shove his dick down Sherlock’s
throat until the other man choked. Sherlock kind of liked it too.
Well, I can see how you’d want to fuck a puppy whose really a gangly man with bound limbs and WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE
had graduated from ‘roll over’ and ‘sit’ to ‘suck my cock, now, fuck,
yes’. John could get quite heated when he wanted something. Sherlock
hadn’t meant to get into trouble, he always tries to be as good as he
can when he is John’s puppy, but John had just moved unexpectedly, and
he had accidentally scraped at him with his teeth. Only a tiny bit. Only
a really, really tiny bit.
But it was enough to gift him with a
series of painful smacks to his backside, and for a ragingly angry John
to put the muzzle on, saying he couldn’t be trusted, and that he needed
to learn his lesson.
As a massive Sherlock Holmes fan, both of the original stories and the new BBC series, I’d like to point out this story hurts me beyond measure. That is all.
Next thing he knew, he was outside, collar and
leash tied securely to the door handle. You’ll stay there until you’ve
learnt your lesson, John said, slamming the door on Sherlock. Silence
It was then the Hound of the Baskervilles stopped by. “Hey, baby, you new around here?” the giant mastiff asked, sniffing Sherlock’s ass.
After a couple of hours of begging to be let
inside prove increasingly fruitless and awfully exhausting, he submits
to the punishment, levering himself down onto his front. He dozes
fitfully. John finally deigns to open the door, tugging him inside by
the leash that he had looped and knotted round the door handle earlier
in the afternoon.
‘Do you think you’ve learnt your lesson?’ he
asks, unbuckling the muzzle, pulling a submissive Sherlock up into his
arms. ‘Are you going to be good for me, now? No more naughtiness, puppy,
Sherlock nods, letting out a soft bark, knowing it is what John needs to hear.
Seriously, this is making me nauseous. The Sherlock enema FFF wasn’t as awful as this shit (er, no pun intended).
‘Good boy. Game over.’
And he can relax.
Hey, remember back when Sherlock Holmes only had a cocaine addiction? Good times.
* * *
Sherlock gazes up at Daddy, slurping noisily at his cock, mouth
hollowing carefully around him. His darkened hair falls in soft waves
around his face, slender fingers clasping delicately onto John’s calves
as he brings him off, swallowing easily. Practice makes perfect, after
‘Good girl,’ murmurs Daddy, drawing his fingers through the
clumps of curls and waves beneath him, gazing admiringly at the sight.
‘Such a good little girl for Daddy, aren’t you? Daddy loves you.’
Wait, is Sherlock still a puppy? Have we moved to human infantilism now? Or is Watson Daddy Dog or something OH GOD WHY AM I EVEN THINKING ABOUT THIS AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHH
squirms violently at the words, his cock swelling with arousal. He
never knew he liked this kind of stuff, but John had convinced him to
try it, and he has always said he’ll try anything once. This, though.
This they have done at least six times. And he isn’t tired of it yet.
he thought he’d think it was so wrong – it feels like they’re
play-acting something terribly naughty – and wouldn’t be able to go
through with it, but it gets him off so much, more than most things they
do together. And the outfits just add to it. Christ, he wants more, he
really, really, really wants more.
The Mystery of the Diapered Detective
‘Who’s Daddy’s favourite?’
asks John, squeezing at Sherlock’s neck, pulling him up onto his lap,
kissing him hard and tugging him close.
Sherlock’s voice is small and childish, when he can finally muster it.
‘Yes, you are,’ John says. ‘Help Daddy with his problem, won’t you, darling?’
The Admittedly Simple Case of Watson’s Erection
can feel John against him, hard and insistent. He knows what he wants.
It’s what he always wants. He wriggles into position, looking up at John
as he tugs gently at his erection, guiding it into him, his slick hole
taking it with ease.
‘Clever girl,’ John says, thrusting
ever-so-slowly into him.
“I’ll thank you to leave us out of this perversity!” /every velociraptor from Jurassic Park
Sherlock groans, heat slicing through him, his
own dick swollen against his skin, desperate to be helped. But he knows
he must do what Daddy needs before he is allowed any release. That is
how this game works.
Daddy fucks him until he cries, big fat
delicious tears of joy that trickle onto the childish clothes John
sourced specially for this game. When he is finished, he pulls Sherlock
over his knee, spanking him for getting upset, trapping Sherlock’s cock
between his legs, telling him it’s not important any more.
Sherlock comes all over the sofa.
Daddy is not best pleased. But later, they laugh about it. Sherlock is happy.
Question: Are there adults who enjoy the whole infantilsm thing without it being sexual? Are there guys in diapers, pacifiers in their mouths, shitting themselves, going “Why in god’s name would someone take something as pure as adult babies and sexuallize it? That’s just wrong. Also, I went wee-wee.”
* * *
‘I don’t like it,’ says John, slamming the door behind them. ‘I don’t like seeing you make a little slut of yourself.’
Sherlock Holmes in The Adventure of the Mixed Signals
Sherlock frowns at John, trying to pull away from the tight grip he is currently being held in.
‘I don’t know what you mean,’ he says, but John’s hands only tighten around his waist, hard enough to bruise.
Wait, Sherlock’s a puppy, then he’s a baby, now he’s just a regular submissive — MAKE UP YOUR GODDAMN MIND, FOR FUCK’S SAKE.
know exactly what I mean,’ John says, pushing him up against their
front door, his eyes flashing. ‘You. Flirting. With Lestrade. I saw you.
Playing with your hair. Touching him. You never need to touch him.’
In Watson’s defense, that is almost certainly true.
wasn’t! I wasn’t – I mean, I was touching him, but I wasn’t flirting.
Why would I flirt with him? Please, John, don’t be like this?’
hands find their way into his hair, winding strands of it around his
fingers, tugging hard enough to make his eyes water. It hurts. It always
‘You’re a liar, Sherlock. Always a liar. I know what I saw. You’re not the only one who can ‘deduce’ things. I’m not blind.’
“Dim, sure. But not blind!”
whimpers despite himself as John’s hands find their way to his neck,
squeezing lightly but terrifyingly, before they sink to his crotch,
tugging his trousers down roughly, making Sherlock yelp in pain as they
scrape over his hips, not even bothering to undo the buttons.
Sherlock Holmes and The Pants that Are Apparently Made of Sandpaper of Something, Because Seriously How Else Could They Scrape When Pulled Off
don’t think so, do you?’ John says, pulling the recalcitrant detective
towards the bedroom. ‘I’m not even sure I’m going to let you leave this
flat again. Ever. You need to be taught a lesson, you bastard.’
is fucked on the floor, knees aching painfully, come flooding him time
and again. He is a slut, John says, shoving into him carelessly, pulling
his head back, making him groan. Sluts don’t get to use the nice bed,
John says. They take the pain and they love it. He can think on that
next time he tries to touch Lestrade. If there is a next time. Sherlock
doesn’t think there will be.
Meanwhile, a completely bored Moriarty is just gunning down people in the street.
Sherlock sucks John’s cock under the
covers later as the other man reads and relaxes, only half of him
allowed on the bed, the position making his body ache in places he never
thought possible. He knows he deserves it by now. He knows he will not
try and touch Lestrade again. Or anyone else, for that matter.
sleeps at the bottom of the bed, curled up on top of the sheets, ready
to do John’s bidding when he wakes. His head is fuzzy, his mindset
confused, his body hurting. He is John’s.
In the early hours of
the next morning, John breaks the game with a few soft words. He spends
the rest of their weekend looking after his lover, who takes a full half
day to return to normal headspace. Not an easy one, that one.
On the plus side, at least Watson hasn’t ordered that Sherlock be gang-raped the Baker Street Irregulars, so that’s something.
* * *
Sherlock shifts uncomfortably.
‘I… okay. Let’s try it.’
loves how amenable Sherlock is to each and every suggestion he makes.
He wonders if he actually has any boundaries. He wonders where his own
went. He supposes this one is like an experiment. And he knows Sherlock
They begin this one with a carrot.
Fuck this. I’m getting a drink.
It goes in
I guess the carrot…
/puts on sunglasses
…really does work better than the stick.
He is actually faintly worried that it might break off inside
Sherlock – it has been in the fridge for a few days and isn’t quite as
hard as it once was. But it’s fine.
ASS CARROT CRISIS: AVERTED
The minute he sees Sherlock’s
buttocks twitch in front of him, he knows he has hit the spot.
God help me, the minute I read this line, my brain immediately imagined Sherlock’s carrot-infused buttocks saying “What’s up, doc?” in a Bugs Bunny voice.
comes a few minutes later into the glass provided, groaning deeply.
Say what you want, but this is still a better salad bar than the one at Golden Corral.
This one is a little more like a butt plug, John thinks,
flaring out at the bottom. It’s hard to get in deep, and Sherlock shifts
and whimpers in pain more. He does come eventually, though it’s not an
easy job, and, as John suspected, the amount of come is lessened by the
way the vegetable is shaped.
I started to question the mechanics here, but I quickly realized what I was doing and immediately beat myself into unconsciousness. I now have a black eye, a bloody nose, and two chipped teeth, but it’s certainly a lot less painful than actually thinking about this nightmare.
They work up to the aubergine. He
takes a little break to stretch Sherlock enough, and eventually he
thinks he is ready, his hole almost gaping obscenely at John. He pushes
it inside, watching Sherlock’s body visibly contract. He can’t really
move it much, it’s too thick for that, but he pushes it as deep as it
will go, and by wiggling the end of it, brings Sherlock off eventually.
What the fuck is happening? Is Watson making the world’s most disgusting smoothie?
has to fetch a few more glasses, he thinks. When he returns, the sight
of Sherlock on all fours, stuffed to the gills with purple pulp, panting
softly, is enough to make him cream himself, just a little. Amazing.
give the marrow a go, but it’s not as soft as the aubergine, and it’s a
lot bigger too. Sherlock tries his best, straining around the object,
but he can’t get it deep enough to use. They settle for a large
courgette instead. That’s better, John thinks, as a boneless Sherlock
struggles to stay on his hands and knees, body wanting to give way as he
spurts into the next clean glass.
Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Guy Who Just Kept Sticking Vegetables in Another’s Guy’s Ass
As he cleans an exhausted
Sherlock in the shower later, he idly wonders whether brussel sprouts
could be a good substitute for anal beads. Maybe he’ll try that.
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. WHY WERE THERE GLASSES. WHY WE VEGETABLES USED. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF ALMOST EVERY FRIDAY
* * *
It’s very early in
the morning, and they walk together in Regent’s Park. No one else is
around, bar a few joggers, who barely notice the two men wandering near
the trees. Sherlock’s walk is almost waddling with the plug that John
has kept inside of him all night, sitting deep within his amenable body,
jiggling with each step. He is faintly delirious with lack of sleep,
and has become a little dazed and silly. Just how John likes him. Nobody
sees this side of Sherlock, apart from him.
The side with the legume stuck up his asshole? One would hope not.
‘Here,’ John says,
stopping them by a secluded spot. He sits down, tugging Sherlock with
him, forcing him onto his bottom. Sherlock yelps as the plug drives into
him, sending sparks through his vision. They sit facing each other,
John’s legs crossed, Sherlock’s splayed wide. He can just see the
outline of Sherlock’s erection through the loose tracksuit bottoms he
had guided Sherlock into earlier.
‘Play with yourself,’ he says, taking Sherlock’s hand and pushing it into his trousers.
moans, fisting his erection immediately. He always does what John says.
John thinks it’s magnificent. He watches Sherlock jerk himself off,
rubbing idly at his own crotch.
“I DIDN’T SAY SIMON SAYS!”
He does as he is told.
again, but I want you to hump your plug, and make little noises, just
for me, as you do it. I want to know how much you’re enjoying it.’
makes a grunting, gurgling sort of sound as he starts to shift up and
down on the mass that spears him, practically mewling as the combination
of his own hand and the thick plastic scraping against his prostate
sends him into paroxysms of arousal that he never thought previously
Sherlock Holmes in The Pound of the Asskervilles
John pulls Sherlock close when it is time, smothering
his panting mouth in his clothes, telling him he can scream and yell and
do whatever he likes. And scream he does. He soaks his trousers
through, completely lost to the normal world as his hips jerk violently.
It’s a good thing they’re not far from home.
Nope, it would be a good thing if they has never taken their ridiculously awful sex play outside. It would be a better thing if the author’s computer had blown up before th author had begun ti write this story, but that’s neither here nor there.
The journey back is
long, wobbly, and full of whimpering. They’ll have to do it again next
week, John thinks, patting the sodden, stumbling man next to him.
* * *
He thinks, in
retrospect, that this might have been something of a mistake. He can’t
move. His arms are bound tight behind his back, tight cuffs keeping his
arms safely locked away. He can’t speak, his mouth full of a ball gag
that he himself had bought only weeks previously.
OH GOD WHY IS THERE MORE END DAMN YOU EEENNNNNNNNDDDD
straight against the wall, cock straining painfully against the belt
that prevents it from getting hard, knowing he is completely unable to
control this situation. He feels strong, firm hands move over his body,
sliding down towards his thighs, parting them gently.
Sherlock Holmes in A Study in Brown
knows what’s happening, he feels soft lips against his hole, kissing,
licking, laving, loving. He whimpers into the gag, squirming desperately
until a smack to his hip stills him. He knows what that means. He tries
to stay as still as he can while the ministrations continue, but it is
the hardest task he thinks he has ever accomplished.
The Crevice of Fear
until he feels hard flesh press up against him, frotting against his
naked skin, slicking his back with pre come. If he could get hard, he’d
be so incredibly. Oh. Fingers fumble, loosening his restraints, and he
swells in response, groaning in thanks as he feels slick fingers enter
him, working away patiently until his tightness is just a touch looser.
The Adventure of the Speckled Bum
someone else inside you is like nothing else, he thinks, white-hot heat
flooding through his body as he is literally screwed into the wall,
body pressing right into the cold white stone, pushing back against the
thickness, desperate to come.
The Adventure of the Butt-Parting Plan
It doesn’t take long – they orgasm
together, one filling the other, the other wasting it all. He’ll clean
it up later, he is told. And he does.
The Adventure of the Second Stain (weird, that works as is)
Later, much later, they lie
together in bed, holding hands beneath the duvet. That one day a year
Sherlock gets to turn the tables, John thinks? He. Er. Might have to
extend that to a few more.
THE END. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to solve the case of “How Much Scotch Do I Need to Drink to Achieve the Sweet Embrace of Death.” Should be a pip.