Finally, a Dark Knight Rises trailer that genuinely fills me with excitement! I see it now! The action! The effects! The performances! It’s all come together in one glorious… bun, if you will. Hey, have you heard the rumors that Bane sticks Batman in the microwave for like five minutes, causing him to partially explode and then forcing him to retire? Or that there might be a special cameo by Robin as played by a Vienna sausage? Thanks to Brian F. for the tip.