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Mos Eisley — You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive of Anger and Birds

Mos Eisley — You Will Never Find a More Wretched Hive of Anger and Birds

By November 8, 2012 Movies, Video Games 0 Comment

Angry Birds Star Wars is out for everything that Angry Birds is on (forgive me for not bothering to look it up, it’s a lot of shit) as well as the three-and-a-half-minute animated trailer which recreates the Cantina scene. A few thoughts:
? I find it vaguely racist that every single person in the Star Wars universe who isn’t a protagonist is portrayed by a pig.
? Han Solo is less Angry and more Completely Insane. I can respect that.
? Man, if you thought Figran D’an and the Modal Nodes looked like penises before, wait till you see them as pigs. Thanks to SlyDante for the tip!

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.