And they involve a pissed off Captain Planet turning people into trees! We’ve seen this kind of behavior from the once noble Cap’n before, yet it seems that things like fracking and the public’s indifference towards Arbor Day have really pushed him over the edge. Even if you could harness the environmental compassion of a million Al Gores you still wouldn’t be able to stop Captain Planet’s mission to transform all of mankind into greenery. Basically, we’re all fucked. How’s that for an inconvenient truth?
UPDATE: Funny or Die just released another chronicle of the Captain’s reign of terror. Check it out here.