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Geeks Break the White House, New Petition Rules Established.


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Remember the Death Star petition to the White House? Seemed like fun at the time, right? Well, actions have consequences, people. Almost certainly as a direct result of that whole deal, the White House has now quadrupled the number of signatures needed to generate an official response. Which means I’m going to have to try four times as hard to get that executive order forcing Neveldine and Taylor to put me in Ghost Rider 3. Jerks.

Or maybe, just maybe, this was all a smokescreen. Perhaps we got too close to the truth, and forced an intervention by Sith Lords and the Empire. Because, despite what must have been great attempts by our leaders to hush this up, Governor Tarkin and Admiral Motti have issued an official response

h/t john mcclellan