New Ninja Footage from G.I. Joe: Retaliation; More Playing with Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is the first major movie of the year I’m aware of to open without press screenings, something even Texas Chainsaw 3D couldn’t say. But it will have a four-minute G.I. Joe snippet, which, according to ComingSoon.net…
…shows off a portion of one of two major fights between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow [which]plays out in the film for a full ten minutes without any dialogue whatsoever, homaging Larry Hama’s classic “Silent Interlude” storyline from the Marvel Comics series.
Don’t want to see Hansel and Gretel? I can’t entirely blame you. Here’s a shorter version of the Joe stuff which, unlike the first film, actually does remind me of scenarios I used to act out with my toys.
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