Get Drunk like a Robot with Transformers Beer
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Robinson’s Brewery, a UK purveyor of booze that has been around for 175 years, is clearly not afraid to embrace change. As in, robots that change into other things.
Ever get so drunk you feel like you got hit by a truck? Well, time to make your sobriety disappear as quickly as Optimus’ trailer when he’s in robot mode with Hoptimus Prime:
Brewed using only British hops and barley malts this beer exhibits a rich array of malt and traditional fruity hop flavours, complemented by a crisp dry finish. The unique flavour of Hoptimus Prime transforms as each individual ingredient combines to satisfy all of your hoppy needs.
Look, if robots really drink this stuff, I think we might finally have a legitimate reason as to why Bumblebee urinates in the movies. And be warned: negative comments about this brew posted below will be considered “flames on Hoptimus.” Remember, inebriation is the real right of all sentient beings.
h/t Jason Wagner
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist