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Geek Apparel of the Week: Wearable Meatwad



Calling this a Halloween costume is an insult to the Optimus Prime spandex bodysuits that are sold to kids. It doesn’t disguise you in any way; it just makes you look like you’re having sex with Aqua Teen Hunger Force‘s sentient glob of hamburger, and doing so in a way that truly pleases him.

The costumes for the rest of the characters actually look like costumes. But wearable Meatwad gets the honeys, see.

If by “honeys” you mean “lunatics.”

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