Not everyone was fond of the movie, but maybe you’d like it better Super Mario style?
I’m not kidding. In this 16-bit game that you can play online for free, you don’t get to shoot bad guys or blow up stuff. You jump on their heads and collect coins. It’s like how they turned Super Mario Brothers into a more typical action movie, but in reverse.
But you don’t play as John McClane – you play as his kid. Which is like getting stuck as Luigi every time.
Also there’s this fake Russian promo for the movie. As fake Russians go, this one’s pretty decent.