Doctor Who With Mario Goombas
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So, all y’all who were hoping for a female or black Doctor? Amateurs. Speciesists, even. Why does the Doctor have to look human? Why couldn’t he appear as…a Goomba?
Well, aside from the fact that he’d probably use up all his regenerations in one shot when a fat Italian repeatedly jumps on his head, of course.
After the jump, watch what happens when a time lord becomes one of the least popular denizens of Super Mario World.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist