Super Sexy Topless Weekend Hangover Aggregation Fun Time! – 9-30-13


Highlighting the best of what you may have missed in the weekend open thread (best, but not all – I want you to still have a reason to come to the full thread).

Planetary Annihilation trailer may make you say “Armageddon it.” (Gallen_Dugall)

Also: Holy priceless collection of Etruscan Snoods!

Unmanned F-16 fighters could allow for Starscream to fail us yet again (Gallen_Dugall)

-Japanese Butt Pudding cracks our list, because it’s such a gas (SlyDante777)

also, a Japanese lube commercial involving Star Trek Into Darkness

and the Snake Plissken videogame that never was…

Combining Star Trek cast faces old and new, so you can fantasize about both at once (kegs).

– TR’s own tabletop gaming rules, which somehow refer to Timely-Tardis-Lego as “her” (Kaobel).

Topless Robot’s own virtual tabletop gaming group, ‘Topless Tabletop’ is recruiting! What do you need to do get in on this brand spanking new group? Just sign-up on Roll20 (linked below) and tell us your display name. Timely-Lego-Tardis is our GM, so you will have to wait for her to bring you in.


At present, we are all fairly new or highly rusty when it comes to table-topping, so new blood is very welcome and will fit right in. We are still just messing around with Roll20’s features and experimenting with GURPS while trying to customize our own little game we are calling ‘Endless Range’. Here is a brief description of the setting as we currently imagine it, penned in equal parts by Dr. Gonzo and myself:

“It’s the last days of the “Old West” on Earth. Technology from the stars has led to vast advancements in space travel; transhumanism and the effects and influences are creeping in on the last remaining frontier lands. Some resist the changes, choosing to find and destroy the anachronistic artifacts raining down from the ‘Endless Range’ – as folks were coming to call it. Others sought instead to embrace the times, blazing a new trail into the unknown, like the pilgrims and prairie folk before them.

Some say the world is coming to and end. Others say something bigger is taking its place..Where will the call lead you? Are you destined to carve your legacy in the stars, or will you end up as just another spent round??….Welcome to the Endless Range.”

– The most obscure Archie character ever? We need Chris Cummins to weigh in.(Anyone00)

-Pig Goat Banana Mantis! (SlyDante777)

Also…It’s the Great Pumpkin Spice…horror movie!

and Attack on Titan perfume!

-Pink Nerf weapons for girls, because bright green and orange apparently weren’t cutting it. (DrGonzo82)

-Video of July’s premiere of Navajo Star Wars, in which Johnny Depp did not dub Jar Jar (Gallen_Dugall)

-The Next Generation of our favorite catchphrase (rkwsuperstar)



-Car elevators! Ka-chow! (troi)

Liquid Ass is a product you can buy, and apparently it turns up when you search for “yodeling pickle.” (rkwsuperstar)

Also – PATRICK STEWART AS DARTH VADER! This deserves its own post but what am I gonna do.

-Robert Downey Jr.’s flying Iron Man toy (skrag2112)

-Create a fake business, hire fake reviewers, then bust them for being fake. Sounds legit. (James.k.Polk)

-SOLD! (rkwsuperstar)


-Walken in a dragon wonderland (DrGonzo82)

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