Okay, some of you folks out there have got your priorities all weird and stuff. You come out of Silent Hill thinking not of Radha Mitchell…but of the melty-faced, stutter-moving ghost nurses? Did Animaniacs just program you to like women of that profession whether or not they’re demonic fiends? Or was it maybe the controller vibrations when you played that part of the game?
Regardless, somebody – Philadelphia’s Peekaboo Revue, to be specific – saw a demand and put together a burlesque routine for several young ladies. And now, dammit, I’ve gotten into this headspace so wrongly that I fear I must ask:
Would they give Pyramid Head?
I’m so sorry. Carry on if you want to see them in motion.