Bringing you abbreviated highlights of the best reader tips from the weekend open thread (minus gifs, copyrighted images and some other stuff like that).
And yes, I realized that different keywords each week, actually describing the content, are a good idea. Web genius me.
-Grumpy Cat versus Oscar the Grouch (SlyDante777).
-The Wesley Willis/Dark Knight crossover we deserved years ago. Like, when Willis was still alive to appreciate it (skrad212).
–Robot handjobs as an added function of virtual reality games. You realize, of course, that someone’s going to do a cartoon pony program for this (Dr.Gonzo82).
-What madness is this? Bimbo the Birthday Clown (SlyDante777).
-They Might Be Giants get a very special award on their Christmas sweater (James.k.Polk)
–Bisexual Loki is ironically a lot less horny, literally (SlyDante777)
-Cartoon centaur prefers a full-on horse to the local Furries – and Mattel is making a live-action movie of this (scarfdemon).
-I hate writing anything about 50 Shades of Gray, but I’ll make an exception this once (DrAbraxas).
-After every movie studio balked, AMC is apparently going to attempt a Preacher adaptation (troi).
–Pokemon panties. And if those who wear them are as afflicted as the 50 Shades of Gray book above…the folks seeing them in person “gonna catch ’em all.” (James.k.Polk)
-Websites as superheroes (FakeAssName).
–Admiral Ackbar knit hat (rkwsuperstar).
–The Simpsons hits syndication on a cable channel most don’t have and an on-demand service that doesn’t yet exist (troi).
-Alfonso Cuaron’s IKEA (James.k.Polk).
-Did John Wayne Gacy fuck Bambi’s mom? (rkwsuperstar).
-ATF tests those 3D-printed guns you’ve heard about (GallenDugall).
-If you thought Enya’s career high was getting a song in Lord of the Rings, you are WRONG (SlyDante777).
Also: Nick Offernan’s “Stachedance.”
and: if you’ve ever wanted to literally go on a date with Galaga, it can now happen.
-In Russia, gifts deliver you! Also General Grievous will steal your Hellraiser box (Dr.Gonzo82)
-based on the hair fail, I’m saying Slave Leia Barbie is actually Rachel From Friends Leia Cosplay Barbie (James.k.Polk)
-My Lando Pony (rkwsuperstar)