William Shatner’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”
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Somehow, William Shatner sounds more elegant than your average dirty minded old man, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less of one. Here, his take on a classic tends to veer off script quite a bit, and by the time he’s referring to Red Riding Hood as “Riddled Tit Groin Hole” you may wonder about your sanity.
Still…Shatner saying “Riddled Tit Groin Hole.” You don’t hear that every day.
That phrase and more after the jump.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist