The Most Awesomely Terrible Ways to Tell Kids There’s No Santa Claus
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“Mr. Forthright” is a deceptive name for this fellow – many of the lies he suggests telling your kids to cover up the bigger lie of Santa Claus are anything BUT forthright. Which calls his credibility so much into question that maybe there is a Santa Claus after all. Because who are you gonna trust – a supernatural dude who sneaks into your house every year and watches everything you do, or this old bastard?
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