Why does Christmas only come once a year? Because Chuck Norris didn’t want to go shopping for 364 more days off.
Why is Chuck Norris making this Christmas video? Because he had to one-up Jean-Claude Van Damme’s splits commercial, and Channing Tatum didn’t think big enough.
Why does Chuck Norris still get away with regularly saying stuff like the Duck Dynasty guy did? Because there’s no Walker, Texas Ranger left to put on hiatus.
Why the hell is there Enya music in every single one of these? To keep Chuck Norris calm so he doesn’t murder me for the Duck Dynasty crack above.
Why am I posting it? Watch and I think you’ll see…