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The Weekend Hangover: Simpsons Lego, Levitating Soundwaves, King Tut Erections

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Collecting highlights from all the all the tidbits you might have missed over the weekend.


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Everyone LOVES to bash The Simpsons on the weekend thread. But I dare you try and bash this.

This week’s contributors include Anyone00, Timely-Tardis-Lego, rkwsuperstar, SlyDante777, Gallen_Dugall, troi, skrag2112, andre_morello, troi.

-Is the earth’s magnetic field real…or dogshit?

-James Franco. A guy on Reddit with two penises. Please, please do the math.

-A website dedicated to nipple lasers.

-What if you had NO comeback to “Yo mamma’s butt so big…”?

Stay classy, Walt Disney.
-I hope Andy Serkis’ Animal Farm ends up being 90 minutes of this:

Mortal Kombat “cosplayers” performing endless Subway jingle – my college band did similar things, but the dfiierence was we never put it online.

Man on dog romance hits the mainstream.

Flash! Waaah-ahhhh! Mugged by more than one of us!

-So…there’s a world championship for nose-squirting?

-Who knew Go Nagai tried to get a Supermarionation-style show made back in the ’80s?

-Are Manicorns too lively for you?

-Hasbro’s hideous new pull-apart superheroes.

-Donnie Yen’s Monkey King 3D just became one of my most anticipated movies this year.



-New video game has a 7-11 dungeon. Or as we like to call them, a 7-11.

Patrick Stewart is a-moo-sed.

-Soundwaves can levitate stuff, but not yet eject transforming cassettes.

3D-print yourself with a Kinect.

-Neil Gaiman gets board of Lovecraft.

-Robo-doc needs some prime directives put in place.

“Bury Me With a Boner” need to be a country song, and soon, even if it does have a pagan worldview.

Finding time travelers online is probably still easier than finding someone who’ll actually date you.

-Some knob-warming action.

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-A Space Invaders TV show, with interactive shooting like Captain Power? I’d call that long overdue.

-The Hidden Ecosystem of the Walmart Parking Lot. Yep, I’ll click on that.

-Online dating profile tips I could have used ten years ago.

-Soundwaves? Ha! Spray paint works just as well for levitating stuff. Right?

-An anime dating site, for folks who need a little reverse cowboy bebop in the bedroom.

-Pikachu period pads.

-Why did nobody tell me before that there was a game called Unicorn Makeout Mania?

-Honest Disney Song.

-Nothing wrong with scaly spandex.

-Rob Bricken can finally train to become a ninja without leaving town.

-Japan’s creepiest helpful dog.