By Syfy/Asylum standards, it’s actually kind of impressive, until you try to remember the last thing each individual did that was any good. Vivica A. Fox, Mark McGrath, Kelly Osbourne, Andy Dick, Judah Friedlander and Judd Hirsch will battle the swirling shark skies alongside Ian Ziering and Tara Reid.
Actually, only Fox and Hirsch really deserve to be called actors in that bunch. Dick and Friedlander are comedians who mostly play their shtick, Osbourne’s a former reality star, and McGrath a terrible singer who found his true calling as a TV host. Yes, they’ve all technically acted, but in most cases it’s not what they’re primarily known for.
Not that Hirsch will be stretching…he’ll be playing a taxi driver.
I have had a lifelong dream of wanting to see McGrath eaten by a shark, though. Glad that may be happening.