Look, if this isn’t an offer you can’t refuse, then that phrase literally has no meaning any more. Whether you’re looking for a “teddy bear” a tough guy can accept, or seeking to traumatize the Brony in your life, this plush horse head, almost three feet long, will make the perfect bed companion. Why it’ll make somebody positively giddy. Like, whoa, you can just call it the mane event, one you’ll cheer for till you’re hoarse.
Of course, of course, this isn’t for everyone. I mean, there isn’t even a Manicorn version yet.