Sideshow’s $100 Statue of Thor as a Frog Makes Me Hoppy
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I wonder if this is what happens when the right lonely female amphibian kisses Chris Hemsworth. The coolest thing about being this frog is that he DOES have wings (albeit on his helmet), and thus possibly does not bump his ass when he lands
Based on a comedic Walt Simonson story in which Thor is cursed to be a frog for a while, then ultimately succeeded in the role by an amphibian named Throg, this statue ought to please those who don’t want to choose between frogs and princes, but would rather have a mashup. What you do with that mashup is your business. Shutup – I said YOUR BUSINESS. I am not listening to you. Lalalalalala.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist